did this really happen or not?
Riding down St Barnabas Road in Maryland, I'm behind a silver Mercedes with the driver (a guy) talking on a cell phone. We both turn right up a ramp onto Branch Avenue, which is a pretty long stretch of 4 lane highway, and begin picking up speed.
With no traffic, Mercedes/Cell Phone guy quickly shoots over to the far left lane, but notices some roadkill on the left shoulder partially in the roadway, so he swerves to the right a little to avoid it. Not fast enough, his front tire hits the dead whatever it was...
And FLINGS it up into the air, where it is CAUGHT by his car window & now there are muskrat/squirrel/cat/ parts hanging out of his window.
Cell phone flies out the drivers window onto the median strip. Mercedes screeches & flies across 2 lanes over to the right into a small ditch. Guy jumps out smacking himself & spitting like he might have caught a little fur in his mouth.
Over in the passenger seat, the roadkill laughs.
TRUE or FALSE?
blackpicasso - 11:21 AM
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False!
The roadkill was in now in the driver's seat, laughing itself to death. posted by SoyChapin : 10:47 AM |
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8.10.2006
LADY PCOQ
-be there...
naturalaw-dp - 4:51 PM
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-be there...
naturalaw-dp - 4:51 PM
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