Voices Inside MaiHed

sup mayne

sup

(yaaawn)
you peep the Onion lately?

nah

oh.
(YAAAAWWN)

you bored, dummy?

nah... working.
tired.
been recording.

shut up man- y'all ain't reaaally been recording... have you?

yup.
-don't even THINK about asking us for a release date, though.

slow-arse pmcs... we ain't holdin' our breath

yeah, well you shouldn't, although you turning blue might distract the rest of us from focusing on your ooglyness

no need to get touchy, sucka- it's just that y'all said you'd have a new album in '04spring, '04summer, '04fallwinter, '05blahblahblah...

hmmm- well, it takes time to re-re-record songs you wrote 8 years ago; can't rush good ketchup, homey!

oh god... OLD-new songs, from a dusty group of former pimps, porn stars and poetry hoes; the world awaits with bated breath (NOT)

actually, you'd be surprised;

Gabrielle Union got reaaally aggressive on a brother in her ever increasing requests for a 'downward-facing dog' soundtrack;



Dominique Dawes flipped off the demo;



hell, even Tavis Smiley paused
-cold shut the f*ck up for about 13 seconds... then asked us a 8 minute, absurdly detailed question that boiled down to "how'd you wind up stealing the sickle off of State of the Union?"

lyin' arse poemcee...

yo momma... wait

*checks old school motorola pager*


-Nona Gaye on line 1, gotta jet





POOF/GONE...


naturalaw-dp - 2:38 PM
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