TUES 3/22
Breakadawn, iron bird... Wentworth with the stage coach! Pitstop at the garrison. Scoping dermis on SoBe. Time to nourish the god body. Posse up! Where the jam at? We housin' god! Slizzy off the fortified slushy. Magnificent and the Ill Nuyorican on chill. Them beckies got Wentworth hemmed. Cipher pregnant, the god got 4 legs and an iron lung. Taste my uprock herb! Sun duckin' the horizon. Where them Insecticons at? Panty man croonin'! Red Bull dynamite. These beats is Cybertron! The god DP would have darts! What's today's math, Geology? Igneous! Quasimoto on the bug-out, Yesterday's New Duet. Feets on Jet Li mode. Troopers disperse. Back to garrison.
Stylus - 6:58 PM
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no cabernet'in from the whip cracker, you li'l prag-backer; reheat the ziti, leave you Riunite... posted by naturalaw-dp : 1:40 PM
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GOOD NEWS!!! (link)
-hip hop still loves me.
*reciprocates*
naturalaw-dp - 2:53 PM
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3.29.2005
-hip hop still loves me.
*reciprocates*
naturalaw-dp - 2:53 PM
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3.29.2005
Johnnie Cochran, R.I.U.
ps. WMC post? not me- although i'll probably post flicks down the road...
naturalaw-dp - 7:55 PM
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3.16.2005
ps. WMC post? not me- although i'll probably post flicks down the road...
naturalaw-dp - 7:55 PM
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Pics with patented DP captions will suffice. Too much stuff to try to write up in a blog post. |
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no, a post from one of you lazy bastards will suffice. stop bullin'... posted by naturalaw-dp : 10:57 AM
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SOMEONE PLZ POST ON THE CONFERENCE I DON'T CARE WHO signed, The Guy Who Ignores His Own Blog |
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3.16.2005
A Traveshamockery.
i was up at the MCI center the other night...
saw this woman rockin' some
AppleBottom Jeans.
cool.
pimp juice aside, i'm not gonna knock Nelly's hustle
BUT, this particular woman (though wearing the jeans)
was NOT wearing the jeans...
could not WEAR the jeans
they were merely a trendy indulgence- and an ill advised one at that...
FOR CHRISSAKES, THEY'RE CALLED "APPLE BOTTOM"
-not WaffleBottom
(flat and dimply)
-not BaggyBottom
(wasted material flapping in the breeze)
-not DriedApricotBottom
(you get the picture *shudder*)
she had to know...
which got me thinking about other willful violations of a product's marketing premise:
Victoria's Secret- if i can see ya drawers, is it still a secret?
North Face jackets- dog, you still ain't goin' outside if it's below 40 degrees
G-Unit 'Wifebeater' tank tops- i know a man-bra/bustier when i see one...
Trojan Magnum Condoms- 'relaxed fit' is not always to go, man
Ugg Boots- G'day lass, dinosaur feet and a miniskirt, eh?
Spinner hubcaps (not rims)- yeah baby, rims that inspire gut-busting laughter...
blahblahblah...
-add on if ya think of the ones i forgot
easy,
dp
ps. tip o' the day: melanin alone doesn't qualify you to wear AppleBottoms... but that's another conversation- most likely to be started by rhome.
naturalaw-dp - 6:41 PM
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3.15.2005
i was up at the MCI center the other night...
saw this woman rockin' some
AppleBottom Jeans.
cool.
pimp juice aside, i'm not gonna knock Nelly's hustle
BUT, this particular woman (though wearing the jeans)
was NOT wearing the jeans...
could not WEAR the jeans
they were merely a trendy indulgence- and an ill advised one at that...
FOR CHRISSAKES, THEY'RE CALLED "APPLE BOTTOM"
-not WaffleBottom
(flat and dimply)
-not BaggyBottom
(wasted material flapping in the breeze)
-not DriedApricotBottom
(you get the picture *shudder*)
she had to know...
which got me thinking about other willful violations of a product's marketing premise:
Victoria's Secret- if i can see ya drawers, is it still a secret?
North Face jackets- dog, you still ain't goin' outside if it's below 40 degrees
G-Unit 'Wifebeater' tank tops- i know a man-bra/bustier when i see one...
Trojan Magnum Condoms- 'relaxed fit' is not always to go, man
Ugg Boots- G'day lass, dinosaur feet and a miniskirt, eh?
Spinner hubcaps (not rims)- yeah baby, rims that inspire gut-busting laughter...
blahblahblah...
-add on if ya think of the ones i forgot
easy,
dp
ps. tip o' the day: melanin alone doesn't qualify you to wear AppleBottoms... but that's another conversation- most likely to be started by rhome.
naturalaw-dp - 6:41 PM
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3.15.2005
Lyn Collins, R.I.U.
*turns up rob base & dj ez rock in tribute*
naturalaw-dp - 12:29 PM
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3.10.2005
*turns up rob base & dj ez rock in tribute*
naturalaw-dp - 12:29 PM
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3.10.2005
awww, isn't he cute?!?
yeah, that's what you're thinking...
ha- you thought wrong
look again:
buddy, this joker will grow to a height/weight of approx 4 feet tall, 175 pounds
-now, i used to date this girl who was 5'2/150 and she was thickerer than thick, so i find it almost impossible to grasp the astoundingly compressed dimensions of the adult chimpanzee.
body fat? none. all muscle. and speaking of muscle, we're talking the strength of 6-7 FULL GROWN MEN. and i assure you they aren't talking about Jermaine Dupri/T.I.- sized dudes...
need more factoids? "At seven times the strength of a human, and with a very independent mind and temper, they do not make suitable pets... Most zoos are not eager to take in chimpanzees because due to their exceptional intelligence and strength, they can be very destructive to their enclosures, requiring highly specialized facilities."
but fo' real? you REALLY need to know about LaDonna and St. James Davis
-trust me, they know ALLLL the science on chimps now
oh, and by the way- next time you see ol' cutesy
realize that juuuuust behind all that cute $hit...
easy,
dp
ps. that's my new shit- "oh, you beefin' with other rappers? lemme see you start beef with a CHIMP! bring ya whole crew- he'll take y'all apart... literally"
pps. why they gotta photograph a dark-skinned chimp wildin' out? blame the media...
naturalaw-dp - 2:53 PM
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3.4.2005
yeah, that's what you're thinking...
ha- you thought wrong
look again:
buddy, this joker will grow to a height/weight of approx 4 feet tall, 175 pounds
-now, i used to date this girl who was 5'2/150 and she was thickerer than thick, so i find it almost impossible to grasp the astoundingly compressed dimensions of the adult chimpanzee.
body fat? none. all muscle. and speaking of muscle, we're talking the strength of 6-7 FULL GROWN MEN. and i assure you they aren't talking about Jermaine Dupri/T.I.- sized dudes...
need more factoids? "At seven times the strength of a human, and with a very independent mind and temper, they do not make suitable pets... Most zoos are not eager to take in chimpanzees because due to their exceptional intelligence and strength, they can be very destructive to their enclosures, requiring highly specialized facilities."
but fo' real? you REALLY need to know about LaDonna and St. James Davis
-trust me, they know ALLLL the science on chimps now
oh, and by the way- next time you see ol' cutesy
realize that juuuuust behind all that cute $hit...
easy,
dp
ps. that's my new shit- "oh, you beefin' with other rappers? lemme see you start beef with a CHIMP! bring ya whole crew- he'll take y'all apart... literally"
pps. why they gotta photograph a dark-skinned chimp wildin' out? blame the media...
naturalaw-dp - 2:53 PM
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3.4.2005
The truth about Black Picasso.
look at the picture under this text...
do you really know this cat?
how could you? he ain't got shizzola to say...
well, as a duty to my fellow humans, the truth shall be told.
-he don't exfoliate
-he had a testicle torn off in a chimp attack
-he's a ritualistic pre-show-$hitter
-he's off the angel dust
i used to think he was possessed by demons, but then i realized that dude is a demon. a formerly four-eyed blind as a bat low-budget lush of a demon who bites little children.
-he carries naked pictures of his parents
-yes, his porn stash has animals
-he's on the devil dust.
-he's married to Mane; Tammy is his sister
-pet buggerer...
-ham fat masturbator
so many have been fooled by the touching poems of love and responsibility. little do they know that beneath the surface lies a madman who plumbs the deepest depths of depravity. i mean, beyond the hatred, beyond the skullduggery, outside of the garlic ass-bombs, this is a seriously effed-up danger to society and hisself...
-has breast implants
-fingerlicking handshaker
-perpetually white tongued
-he fought the law (& law won...)
-he's back in jail. again.
i mean, he's gotta be in jail- how else can you explain his absence from the blog? not even a sentence... not even a "hi- i'm alive"... not since 12/16. all donations to the Black Picasso Bail Fund should be made in cash and submitted to his dear friend Naturalaw-dp...
look at him:
ohhh the darknessssss...
*10, 9, 8...*
naturalaw-dp - 2:41 PM
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look at the picture under this text...
do you really know this cat?
how could you? he ain't got shizzola to say...
well, as a duty to my fellow humans, the truth shall be told.
-he don't exfoliate
-he had a testicle torn off in a chimp attack
-he's a ritualistic pre-show-$hitter
-he's off the angel dust
i used to think he was possessed by demons, but then i realized that dude is a demon. a formerly four-eyed blind as a bat low-budget lush of a demon who bites little children.
-he carries naked pictures of his parents
-yes, his porn stash has animals
-he's on the devil dust.
-he's married to Mane; Tammy is his sister
-pet buggerer...
-ham fat masturbator
so many have been fooled by the touching poems of love and responsibility. little do they know that beneath the surface lies a madman who plumbs the deepest depths of depravity. i mean, beyond the hatred, beyond the skullduggery, outside of the garlic ass-bombs, this is a seriously effed-up danger to society and hisself...
-has breast implants
-fingerlicking handshaker
-perpetually white tongued
-he fought the law (& law won...)
-he's back in jail. again.
i mean, he's gotta be in jail- how else can you explain his absence from the blog? not even a sentence... not even a "hi- i'm alive"... not since 12/16. all donations to the Black Picasso Bail Fund should be made in cash and submitted to his dear friend Naturalaw-dp...
look at him:
ohhh the darknessssss...
*10, 9, 8...*
naturalaw-dp - 2:41 PM
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