Waddaya mean "POEM-CEES"?

the age of PC...
"mustn't single little Johnny out- he'll develop an inferiority complex"
"don't yell at Ceaser- he'll scar, emotionally"
"oh no- Harold must be encouraged not to eat a 3rd fruit pie, lest he feel we look down upon his girth..."


who's to say...
well, what...
what if...

*inhales deeply*

JOHNNY NEEDS TO GET CALLED ON THAT BULL[jive], CEASER NEEDS HIS ASS KICKED, AND HAROLD IS A GREEDY BASTARD WHO OUGHTA HAVE THE LITTLE DEBBIE'S SMACKED OUTTA HIS HAND ON THE DAILY... just to reinforce the point:
i see you.
you're fucking up.
and it's not to be tolerated.

tony toni tone had an incredible song called "My Ex-Girlfriend Is A Ho"
-it didn't demean women, it demeaned WOMAN. raphael even started the jont with the explicit disclaimer- "hey shorty, i'm talking about YOU and ONLY YOU".

but nowadays?
PC America done created 2 things that got us alllllll twisted up:
1- Offendism, aka prejudice/discrimination against our absurdly heightened sensitivity; and
2- Hateflection, aka the selective refusal to process critique as anything other than jealousy or disrespect

and it ain't a black or white thing either- IT'S EVERYWHERE; man, ask Karl Rove if i'm lyin'- this is how the election was won/lost...

but anyways- my basic point is that there have been about 30 posts to "Intelligent Discourse" in 2005 and the stats look like this: (and i readily admit that i've been slackin' on the blog)
DP: 19
Stylus: 7
PIC!: 4

so i respectfully offer the following "narrow-focus" adjustment to the introductory premise of the prior post...
PATRICK WASHINGTON
YOU ARE THE POSTER CHILD
FOR WACK POSTERS
YOU ARE SOFA KING
WE TODD DID

okay?
2005- step riiiiiight up 'n get yur emotional callous tested...

easy,
dp

ps. of course it's all love
pps. lemme know if y'all see "Offendism" or "Hateflection" pop up in any major publications- nukkas is gon' be mad that they ain't capture it first...
ppps. rhome, you're baaaarely ahead of the Sofa King.

naturalaw-dp - 12:21 PM
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