5.12.2005
If Jadakiss can ask so can I

(In my best Anthony Hamilton)

WHA EYE EEEEEEEE...


... Did Esthero give me a lapdance at Miami Winter Music Conference?
Standing outside on the lawn at the beautiful Eden Roc Hotel
Sharkey and I are dead center of the crowd politicking during Estheros performance
Well unbeknownst to us both the crowd has parted for Miss Esther-O herself who is suddenly standing in my face mike in hand singing her heart out running her hands across my face & chest! Still singing, she turns around & THROWS me tha backside in front of hundreds of cheering fans & flashing cameras (oh and one Tam-Rock-a-Fella)
So I did what any other guy would do...
Hung on for dear life


....Does Eva the winner from last seasons' Americas Next Top Models get so much attention when she really needs to go eat a stack of pancakes & holla back when the carbs kick in (BTW does YaYa remind you of any our friends in Japan??) later for all of 'em cuz' I was feeling Big Toccara anyway (is anyone seeing a recurring theme with me? no? Word to Storm GET YO WEIGHT UP!!)


...Do chicks keep hollering at me thinking I’m the “other” POEM-CEE?

...Did Pat O Brien have to go out like this? (Watch your back when playing this & get ready to roll)

...Can’t I manage my time better? Could it be that my very own “time poem” has turned around to bite me in the ass?

...Do I watch the Daily News with Jon Stewart instead of real news?

...Is Doug E. Fresh still the worlds greatest entertainer? We just opened for him at the PG County Harlem Renaissance Festival in Landover last Saturday and the man is unstoppable. I fell in love with hip-hop all over again.

...Do I love working with 7th & 8th grade minds so much? shouts to Hyattsville Middle School & St Annes Day school in Annapolis.

You know how alot of poets like to talk about how they’re the "chosen ones"?
Why is 13 of Nazareth the poet most likely to REALLY levitate on some David Blaine shit


... does my 3 year old son whenever seeing the John Legend video or hearing “Ordinary People” on the radio point and yell out “DEE PEE’s SINGING!!! ”

...had Vonzell better win.....

Pic!

blackpicasso - 2:10 PM
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3 comments:

uh, my name is durl... and i am writing an action movie script featuring myself and esthero... it's called "TRIPLE SPLORK" and it features lot's of sangin', rappin' and camel toe... and of course guns... that is all for now... stop writing about my co-star...
 

The scoreboard jont.....

THE SCOREBOARD JONT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



*dead*

my new s**t = "you have to be into Betsy though"
 

Stay tuned for the next season of ANTQ [America's Next Top Queen] in July! YAY!
 

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