5.12.2005
Artism

any of y'all read
THIS STORY in the post yesterday?

cliff notes:
-woman does a "non-performance" called "Stripped"
-said "non-performance" consists of 16 weeks of "self denial"
-the "non-performance" culminates with 36 hours at the Corcoran

doing what, dp?

well, standing on a box in a sports bra and drawstring pants...
pissing in a jar...
getting sunburnt...
questioning her nice house, swimming pool, & relative comfort
-and ultimately baggin' the last 14 hours due to "doctor's advice"
(yup, the follow-up article, RIGHT HERE)

there has never been a more appropriate time to post the following Sifl & Olly classic ditty:

Performance Art

Performance art
I'm the king
So grab a hammer
Nail me to something
Let's go
To the park and maybe eat a fur coat.
Spray me with blood
And write
The word "guilt" all over my face
Hurry up
I'm the King of Performance Art!
Let's go to the park
Saturday
I'll eat one hundred apples
While you burn
My feet
Until I scream and people gather around!
Performance art
Is my gig
I'll stab myself while you squeal like a pig
Jessica
Can work the crowd and pass out literature.
The critics won't
Understand
No one will, they're programmed
by the Man
So lets, take these mannequin parts down to the park.
Performance art...
Oh we're so f**ing dark!
Performance art...
Oh, we're so f***ing dark!
Performance art...
performance art!

naturalaw-dp - 12:48 PM
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1 comments:

ROCK!!!!!!!!!!
 

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