A Traveshamockery.

i was up at the MCI center the other night...
saw this woman rockin' some
AppleBottom Jeans.

cool.
pimp juice aside, i'm not gonna knock Nelly's hustle

BUT, this particular woman (though wearing the jeans)
was NOT wearing the jeans...
could not WEAR the jeans
they were merely a trendy indulgence- and an ill advised one at that...

FOR CHRISSAKES, THEY'RE CALLED "APPLE BOTTOM"
-not WaffleBottom
(flat and dimply)
-not BaggyBottom
(wasted material flapping in the breeze)
-not DriedApricotBottom
(you get the picture *shudder*)

she had to know...

which got me thinking about other willful violations of a product's marketing premise:
Victoria's Secret- if i can see ya drawers, is it still a secret?
North Face jackets- dog, you still ain't goin' outside if it's below 40 degrees
G-Unit 'Wifebeater' tank tops- i know a man-bra/bustier when i see one...
Trojan Magnum Condoms- 'relaxed fit' is not always to go, man
Ugg Boots- G'day lass, dinosaur feet and a miniskirt, eh?
Spinner hubcaps (not rims)- yeah baby, rims that inspire gut-busting laughter...

blahblahblah...
-add on if ya think of the ones i forgot

easy,
dp

ps. tip o' the day: melanin alone doesn't qualify you to wear AppleBottoms... but that's another conversation- most likely to be started by rhome.

naturalaw-dp - 6:41 PM
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