yeah, that's what you're thinking...
ha- you thought wrong
look again:
buddy, this joker will grow to a height/weight of approx 4 feet tall, 175 pounds
-now, i used to date this girl who was 5'2/150 and she was thickerer than thick, so i find it almost impossible to grasp the astoundingly compressed dimensions of the adult chimpanzee.
body fat? none. all muscle. and speaking of muscle, we're talking the strength of 6-7 FULL GROWN MEN. and i assure you they aren't talking about Jermaine Dupri/T.I.- sized dudes...
need more factoids? "At seven times the strength of a human, and with a very independent mind and temper, they do not make suitable pets... Most zoos are not eager to take in chimpanzees because due to their exceptional intelligence and strength, they can be very destructive to their enclosures, requiring highly specialized facilities."
but fo' real? you REALLY need to know about LaDonna and St. James Davis
-trust me, they know ALLLL the science on chimps now
oh, and by the way- next time you see ol' cutesy
realize that juuuuust behind all that cute $hit...
easy,
dp
ps. that's my new shit- "oh, you beefin' with other rappers? lemme see you start beef with a CHIMP! bring ya whole crew- he'll take y'all apart... literally"
pps. why they gotta photograph a dark-skinned chimp wildin' out? blame the media...
naturalaw-dp - 2:53 PM
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