12.16.2004
Def poetry spam?


Have y'all noticed the increase of poetic spam lately?


You'll get an ad for some stupid service that you don't need , and at the bottom of the e-mail will be a mishmash of words & phrases that aint got NOTHING to do with ANYTHING - definitely not the ad & the words themselves usually don't even relate to each other...

Here's an actual one that I found:


knight "polysaccharide beverly" by innovate. nightgown swigging for the amen in philip tampa. nostalgia 25 chevy of legerdemain, nazi cat = cruicialwhores genial gazelle in 34 gopher. Nicholson, you ammonia= blackboard, insufficient, or algebra you'll remember to sway addition. Creole this'll and placeholder, the meliorate emplace, and = kibbutzim chiffon anchor. bodybuild snyaptic cellular butt rate corkscrew to karate your elder explicable. Barry for cyprus dunkirk stiletto, from evocation I suppose. audit for eyesore, dereference and hearty, and baseline magneto bongo coax and impression. interstitial (462-2848) johnny dingy or ectopic To bravery that hagstrom breadfruit to computation stanza defl= ate from clatter, medea add "xgfbinxiheoj@aol.com" to guardhouse browne butch astronaut


I'm kinda digging the baseline magneto bongo line tho'

There could be an actual code to all this stuff, but I dunno what it is, I just find it facinating

Here's another in almost-haiku form:

carpet tack for is federal.
Free penetration / furry yet marketableA few labyrinths, and a parking lot dj to arrive in a state of blithe spirit

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

Is there an evil corporation sending coded messages to their operatives?
(...see paranoia project tracks 1, 2 5 & 10)



here's yet another that gave dubious adages

Lord Ronald said nothing he flung himself from the room, flung himself upon his horse and rode madly off in all directions.
All people are your relatives, therefore expect only trouble from them.
Few great men could pass personal.The best part of beauty is that which no picture can express. Be careful what you ask for because you just might get it.
For pleasures past I do not grieve, nor perils gathering near My greatest grief is that I leave nothing that claims a tear.
Govern a family as you would cook a small fish -- very gently.



I swear I'm not making any of this stuff up:


A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain. When yuh deh in bad luck wet paper self ah cut yuh. A closed mouth gathers no feet. Can one go upon hot coals, and his feet not be burned?



I've read a couple that are really nasty (came with my porn-spam) but you're lucky I can't find any right now...
Here’s yet another that made absolutely no sense whatsoever


protagonist distillate cynic landlord fuchs microfiche homicide arterydecathlon workday kill souls perishing lost chrysanthemum aphid keller oldenbaseman named lester defect coverage dwarf hatfield manhole



I’m gonna start writing my own spam poetry…

Smacketh the witch narcoleptic on key bones,
"Now easy Supa Cat man u a don dada"
Niggardly dastardly wholeheartedly happily whoa
Don't stop get it get it take what ya karma played ya
Listen lovelies, Ms Owland Ray return da ring NOW!
Acknowledge receipt of stalker missives...ding!
Next, Not Nasirs lady yet - so call QUICKLY
establish spankings to this turgid spermacide slathered surrogate


olay!

PS: feel free to share any good spam poetry that you may find

Pic!


blackpicasso -
10:22 AM
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Normal explanation:
Spammers are using text randomization algorithms to evade spam filtering applications that search for patterns and keywords.

Conspiratorial explanation:
Our dear friend A.P.* has a secret spamming career. Now that's some low-down dirty chooning right there.






* Initials used to protect the innocent (insane)
posted by Stylus : 5:47 PM
 

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12.14.2004


This book is dope.

It's all about dj's and their home set-ups.
DJ Spinna got the cover! Other dope dj's included:

Sam the Man Burns
Neil Armstrong
Kool DJ Red Alert
DJ Fakts 1

Me and my mans DJ Book are in it too.

You can get the jont at your local Adidas Originals store.

The good folks at XLR8R hooked it up.

Makes a great Christmas gift!

Stylus - 6:02 PM
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YATTA! YATTA! I can find my favorite DJ in a book now! YATTA! (DP, the last one's for you!)
 

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12.6.2004
STRANGELY FAMILIAR...

hi.
dp of POEM-CEES here
-welcome to the website

we're a hip hop group.
we write rhymes and hold microphones with unusual
aplomb

we're a hip hop group
we have performed with the famous and the anonymous.

we're a hip hop group
generally speaking, we are decent people.

we're a hip hop group
actually, we're a DC hip hop group (there is a difference)

chances are, if you're reading this site you already knew this
"damn, why is this fool stating the obvious?"

BECAUSE IT'S NOT THAT OBVIOUS

"hip hop" is a criminal culture, full of violent, misogynistic, crassly materialistic thugs who espouse filth flarn filth thinly disguised as rebellion
(it's 'true'- ask Ted Koppel and Niteline...)

yup- and can ya blame folks? i mean, with today's primary societal motivation being "get paid at any cost", ANYbody will do ANYthing- if it'll make 'em popular/$$$/popular...

-drink cow intestine juice? check
-pierce your entire face? check
-jeopardize your promising music career? check, check

but i digress- i meant to tell y'all that hip hop is a diverse mofo...

this past week, hip hop (having awakened at 3:45am to catch the 5:05am Amtrak to NYC) struggled to stay awake during an all-day legal seminar at ABCNY. then, hip hop hustled over to Sam Ash to check out the RS7000 before dashing back to Penn Station to catch the 7:35pm to DC. bedtime? naaah- off we go, straight from Union Station to the Black Cat for the Younglao, Crossrhodes, Critically Acclaimed show. hip hop dipped out with melani, fred, and imani to the 'shhhh' falafel spot in Adams Morgan. got up and kept mashin' on saturday, culminating with a front-row view of Ruck & Rock smashing mics apart at Bohemian Caverns. (pssst-now that's hip hop!!!)

less than 10 hrs later, hip hop sat in a meeting room at Congregation Har Shalom and did (what else?) HIP HOP. of course the crowd dug it- after all, who wouldn't like hip hop up in their synagogue? 50-80yr old men? that's our target demographic! the crowd listened and we all learned a li'l something:

-bagels, lox, herring, fruit and pastries make for a bangin' breakfast
-Denny Dias' cousin lives in MD
-hip hop can do anything.

i'd like to extend a special thanks to Harvey Maisel (and his lovely wife Andrea) for the gracious invitation, as well as for making the insanely genious suggestion that hip hop come out to Har Shalom.

for those who purchased the "PARANOIA" cd, lets talk- the website has a guestbook that you can access right HERE

and last, but not least: somebody is buying all that porn...
nobody has to make any admissions
i just thought i'd bring it up.

easy,
dp

ps. hip hop is like family... i might have higher standards for mine than yours
pps. why is steve czaban reading Jady's email right now? sports addicts represent...


naturalaw-dp - 1:58 PM
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greetings ????-? [poemu shi-su]. just wanted to say peace from the land of the rising sun. ??? bammas!
 

ok...just kidding...no japanese for you dudes..
 

...and to the Har Sholom group - thanks so much for the bagles & lox - all they needed was a lil hot sauce!
 

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12.1.2004
I had been holding onto this little coincidental bit of info for several weeks until my birthday rolled around so I could wish the worlds oldest man happy birthday also...

but I guess I'm 2 weeks too late

THEN here come the e-mails telling me that I'm old - I'm one year closer to death, HEY! You're still alive?!? etc...

I'll show all y'all suckas - I'm gonna be rockin' till I'm freakin one-hundred-and-sixty!

ya'll seen the end of the five heartbeats when they're all performing in their front yard for their familes? That's gonna be POEM-CEES 2130

just prop me up mama - I can still rock...

Pic!


blackpicasso - 10:20 AM
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happy birfday.

now lend me some hair follicles.

I need 'em more than you.
posted by Stylus : 12:58 PM
 

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