11.25.2004
MEDIA CHIN CHECK TIME!!!

Y'all effin up the music son

Okay, whatever happened at the Vibe awards with Dr. Dre & them, happened - I'll take that...

And of course, everyone's piling onto Ron Artest for rocking some of fan-grills - that's to be expected...

But linking the Pacers Brawl to HIP HOP?

I'ma kill somebody (lyrically doe...lyrically)

I got to work today, and some 50-something co-workers of mine who like to "keep up with the times" tell me that Artest is capitalizing on his legal troubles by plugging his new RAP album.

I couldn't speak on it till I read up on it, so when I check the Post I see that he's actually producing a singing group called Allure (he does drop a verse on one of their songs, however - which hardly makes it a "rap" album). It's 3 girls trying to be Destiny's Cousins, though - not an emcee in the bunch!

I promptly corrected my coworkers - mission accomplished & my culture is once again safe from misrepresentation, right?

Nah - evil succeeds

Later that evening watching my man Conan O'Brien, he does a whole monologue on Artest & his "Rap CD". Then later in the show, one of his GUESTS goes at it again, joking about busting caps in punk ass fans & the whole stereotypical nine.


I'm down with Conan, I really am, but I was mad at that. That's either shoddy work on the part of his research people or just downright slanderous bias at the expense of hip-hop. And we all know how universally accepted it has become to down hip-hop, don't we?

I used to let it go all the time when reporters called Bobby Brown a rapper as he was being taken away to jail, but this ain’t cool.

"Get ya shit straight/rearrange ya linear dung/manipulate manure/I said get ya shit straight"

- Dan Rather

and OH YEAH! Thanks to the SOURCE magazine for shouting out "the neo-soul sounds of the POEM-CEES" in their November issue

...guess we all gotta climb in SOMEBODY'S box...so I give up

I'm 'bout to go fry up some tofu w/ shea butter & mash it up into clay, light some incense & sit naked on the floor sculpting anhks ... move over, Common

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blackpicasso - 4:44 PM
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11.22.2004
BASKETBALL FIGHTS

football/hockey brawls? helmets
baseball? c'mon now- all that dirt-kickin', jaw-jackin', mouf-fightin' is corn pone.

and yes, basketball is generally home of the windmill/flail-about "gumby" fight

but friday night?
that was no knicks/heat slap-boxing match...

i mean, we've seen kobe get BLICKED by chris childs
yeah, shaq delivered an open back-hand to greg ostertag's jaw
even our beloved BulletWizards set off an odd-ball tango, featuring brendan haywood vs. the bull's antonio davis (note: haywood wound up getting dipped, rose clenched firmly between his teeth...)

but friday night?
straight up batman graphics:
BOW!!! BAAAMMM!!! POWWWW!!!

we knew ron artest was illmatic, but stephen jackson?
it's the return of the gangstaaaa
-homey gave a li'l bit to the entirety of section 105

but the wildest part was the dude who got banked by both artest and jermaine o'neal
CHA-CHING!!!
main man was on the wrong side of 7-foot poetry, and i ain't talkin' about samuel dasebenfutpoitry...

so the moral of the story?
never throw a piece of pizza crust at a pretty girl.
-anything can happen after that
(and it'll be allllll your fault...)

ps. WWRS (what would ralph say?)


naturalaw-dp - 1:33 PM
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11.10.2004
maybe I need to get out more...

but watching a beautiful 2 month old feeding the other day I started wondering...

yo, why don't they sell PEOPLE milk?

as far as I know, all animals drink milk from their own species, except us (& hyenas, probably)

and as any chiropractor will tell you, the long-term effects of drinking cows or goats milk will eventually leave your back more crooked than the Haliburton board of directors...

and no matter how many new & improved kinds of similac they come up with, experts always say, "drinking mothers milk is best"

so wouldn't it be good for you to drink breast milk forever? not just as a baby?

what's the deal? Is the thought of milking moms too much for people?

I am going to call my congressperson & see about getting this investigated...I betchya there's a monopoly going on by the dairy farmers of america & once this comes out they'll try to sue the shit out of me like the beef industry did Oprich

I SWEAR THIS WILL BE MY MISSION - to make people everywhere aware of all the health benefits of feeding the way God intended, until people of all ages will be able to walk into milk bars anywhere & either order a nice tall frothy glass...

or get theirs right outta the container

"oh waitress..."

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blackpicasso - 7:40 AM
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7 comments:

Tiddy balls!!!!
posted by Stylus : 7:26 PM
 

quit playin'. how about you just get on some soy. the whole "similac w/ iron is the same as breast milk" story that some people tried to feed families is nonsense.
posted by Queen Takeyah : 8:04 AM
 

From what I understand about breast feeding that shit may be healthy , beautiful and get the weight down quicker but what makes you think women want to be milked ? That shit hurts. Milk ducts get hard like cement bags and if there is law passed all the men of the world can say goodbye to the sensual titty. Do you really want that? Man stick with the the similac or soy as the other sista said. I can't imagine any woman wanting to leak out of sore nipples everyday for the industrial cause of feeding People Milk. lol damn your mind be out there!
posted by Moon : 3:17 PM
 

More on tiddy milkGeneral tiddy proseTiddy Milk Cheese
posted by Stylus : 1:44 PM
 

HA! i couldn't imagine people eating earthworms & cow eyeballs, or blended-up rats (fear factor)... but for a buck or two(hundred)? best believe somebody would sell their extra milkshakes! matter o' fact: MILK ME!!!
posted by naturalaw-dp : 3:11 PM
 

Romeulous Stone U are a Perv and an Ass watcher
DP U too .
posted by Moon : 3:45 PM
 

disturbing inter-species tiddy action
posted by Stylus : 11:09 AM
 

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11.2.2004
A quick checklist, if you will...

WHAT'S NOT HOT IN THE STREETS (according to DJ Stylus):
- Dieboldt electronic voting machines
- the electoral college
- Mayor Williams' baseball deal
- lunchin' ass promoters
- a flask full of absinthe

WHAT'S REALLY GOOD (it's that piff, doggie)
- Courthouse Metro station street musicians (the one dude rocking the shamisen and the other cat on the guitar)
- Foggy Bottom Lager
- Snoop & the Neptizzles
- The Grind Date
- Bugz in the Attic
- Tank Green
- mashing a sold-out Lincoln Theatre with your peoples
- hanging out with us and your liquid intoxicant of choice at the 9:30 Club tonight for the Rock the Vote election watch.

Stylus - 1:02 PM
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