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Def poetry spam?

Have y'all noticed the increase of poetic spam lately?

You'll get an ad for some stupid service that you don't need , and at the bottom of the e-mail will be a mishmash of words & phrases that aint got NOTHING to do with ANYTHING - definitely not the ad & the words themselves usually don't even relate to each other...

Here's an actual one that I found:

knight "polysaccharide beverly" by innovate. nightgown swigging for the amen in philip tampa. nostalgia 25 chevy of legerdemain, nazi cat = cruicialwhores genial gazelle in 34 gopher. Nicholson, you ammonia= blackboard, insufficient, or algebra you'll remember to sway addition. Creole this'll and placeholder, the meliorate emplace, and = kibbutzim chiffon anchor. bodybuild snyaptic cellular butt rate corkscrew to karate your elder explicable. Barry for cyprus dunkirk stiletto, from evocation I suppose. audit for eyesore, dereference and hearty, and baseline magneto bongo coax and impression. interstitial (462-2848) johnny dingy or ectopic To bravery that hagstrom breadfruit to computation stanza defl= ate from clatter, medea add "xgfbinxiheoj@aol.com" to guardhouse browne butch astronaut

I'm kinda digging the baseline magneto bongo line tho'

There could be an actual code to all this stuff, but I dunno what it is, I just find it facinating

Here's another in almost-haiku form:

carpet tack for is federal.
Free penetration / furry yet marketableA few labyrinths, and a parking lot dj to arrive in a state of blithe spirit

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

Is there an evil corporation sending coded messages to their operatives?
(...see paranoia project tracks 1, 2 5 & 10)

here's yet another that gave dubious adages

Lord Ronald said nothing he flung himself from the room, flung himself upon his horse and rode madly off in all directions.
All people are your relatives, therefore expect only trouble from them.
Few great men could pass personal.The best part of beauty is that which no picture can express. Be careful what you ask for because you just might get it.
For pleasures past I do not grieve, nor perils gathering near My greatest grief is that I leave nothing that claims a tear.
Govern a family as you would cook a small fish -- very gently.

I swear I'm not making any of this stuff up:

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain. When yuh deh in bad luck wet paper self ah cut yuh. A closed mouth gathers no feet. Can one go upon hot coals, and his feet not be burned?

I've read a couple that are really nasty (came with my porn-spam) but you're lucky I can't find any right now...
Here’s yet another that made absolutely no sense whatsoever

protagonist distillate cynic landlord fuchs microfiche homicide arterydecathlon workday kill souls perishing lost chrysanthemum aphid keller oldenbaseman named lester defect coverage dwarf hatfield manhole

I’m gonna start writing my own spam poetry…

Smacketh the witch narcoleptic on key bones,
"Now easy Supa Cat man u a don dada"
Niggardly dastardly wholeheartedly happily whoa
Don't stop get it get it take what ya karma played ya
Listen lovelies, Ms Owland Ray return da ring NOW!
Acknowledge receipt of stalker missives...ding!
Next, Not Nasirs lady yet - so call QUICKLY
establish spankings to this turgid spermacide slathered surrogate

olay!

PS: feel free to share any good spam poetry that you may find

Pic!

blackpicasso - 10:22 AM
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1 comments:

Normal explanation:
Spammers are using text randomization algorithms to evade spam filtering applications that search for patterns and keywords.

Conspiratorial explanation:
Our dear friend A.P.* has a secret spamming career. Now that's some low-down dirty chooning right there.

* Initials used to protect the innocent (insane)

posted by Stylus : 5:47 PM - (Main Page)