11.10.2004
maybe I need to get out more...

but watching a beautiful 2 month old feeding the other day I started wondering...

yo, why don't they sell PEOPLE milk?

as far as I know, all animals drink milk from their own species, except us (& hyenas, probably)

and as any chiropractor will tell you, the long-term effects of drinking cows or goats milk will eventually leave your back more crooked than the Haliburton board of directors...

and no matter how many new & improved kinds of similac they come up with, experts always say, "drinking mothers milk is best"

so wouldn't it be good for you to drink breast milk forever? not just as a baby?

what's the deal? Is the thought of milking moms too much for people?

I am going to call my congressperson & see about getting this investigated...I betchya there's a monopoly going on by the dairy farmers of america & once this comes out they'll try to sue the shit out of me like the beef industry did Oprich

I SWEAR THIS WILL BE MY MISSION - to make people everywhere aware of all the health benefits of feeding the way God intended, until people of all ages will be able to walk into milk bars anywhere & either order a nice tall frothy glass...

or get theirs right outta the container

"oh waitress..."

Pic!


blackpicasso - 7:40 AM
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7 comments:

Tiddy balls!!!!
posted by Stylus : 7:26 PM - (Main Page)
 

quit playin'. how about you just get on some soy. the whole "similac w/ iron is the same as breast milk" story that some people tried to feed families is nonsense.
posted by Queen Takeyah : 8:04 AM - (Main Page)
 

From what I understand about breast feeding that shit may be healthy , beautiful and get the weight down quicker but what makes you think women want to be milked ? That shit hurts. Milk ducts get hard like cement bags and if there is law passed all the men of the world can say goodbye to the sensual titty. Do you really want that? Man stick with the the similac or soy as the other sista said. I can't imagine any woman wanting to leak out of sore nipples everyday for the industrial cause of feeding People Milk. lol damn your mind be out there!
posted by Moon : 3:17 PM - (Main Page)
 

More on tiddy milkGeneral tiddy proseTiddy Milk Cheese
posted by Stylus : 1:44 PM - (Main Page)
 

HA! i couldn't imagine people eating earthworms & cow eyeballs, or blended-up rats (fear factor)... but for a buck or two(hundred)? best believe somebody would sell their extra milkshakes! matter o' fact: MILK ME!!!
posted by naturalaw-dp : 3:11 PM - (Main Page)
 

Romeulous Stone U are a Perv and an Ass watcher
DP U too .
posted by Moon : 3:45 PM - (Main Page)
 

disturbing inter-species tiddy action
posted by Stylus : 11:09 AM - (Main Page)
 

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