BASKETBALL FIGHTS

football/hockey brawls? helmets
baseball? c'mon now- all that dirt-kickin', jaw-jackin', mouf-fightin' is corn pone.

and yes, basketball is generally home of the windmill/flail-about "gumby" fight

but friday night?
that was no knicks/heat slap-boxing match...

i mean, we've seen kobe get BLICKED by chris childs
yeah, shaq delivered an open back-hand to greg ostertag's jaw
even our beloved BulletWizards set off an odd-ball tango, featuring brendan haywood vs. the bull's antonio davis (note: haywood wound up getting dipped, rose clenched firmly between his teeth...)

but friday night?
straight up batman graphics:
BOW!!! BAAAMMM!!! POWWWW!!!

we knew ron artest was illmatic, but stephen jackson?
it's the return of the gangstaaaa
-homey gave a li'l bit to the entirety of section 105

but the wildest part was the dude who got banked by both artest and jermaine o'neal
CHA-CHING!!!
main man was on the wrong side of 7-foot poetry, and i ain't talkin' about samuel dasebenfutpoitry...

so the moral of the story?
never throw a piece of pizza crust at a pretty girl.
-anything can happen after that
(and it'll be allllll your fault...)

ps. WWRS (what would ralph say?)


naturalaw-dp - 1:33 PM
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