7.29.2003
duh
i forgot to mention something very important in my STATUS!!! report the other day
Lady Pcoq Quartet is what i'm talkin' bout...
BLAM!
POW!
KABLOOEY!!!
they was on some ol' sockittome, sockittome, sockittome time down at reagan plaza
Lisa- i was a happy mofo listening to y'all
eyes/ears open y'all- LPQ is on to something
easy,
dp
naturalaw-dp - 10:58 AM
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7.25.2003
ok, i'm back
that isht is funny to me!
but i can laugh at damn near anything...
"i & i- what, go solo? that's a no-no
like Christopher Reeves- Sponsored by Polo"
people get all touchy about certain things, but if it's funny? i'm gonna laugh.
dude missing his dead wife's booty is jive funny to me...
kobe bryant buying his wife a $4million dollar ring is jive funny to me
(shorty accepting the ring is even funnier...)
skinny corleone's dc-md-va rap list has jokes on the daily
(but none as funny as the 'review' skinny wrote on our cdbaby page)
sarah silverman is not that funny to me- but that's her schtick...
(i'm not telling jokes, i'm just trying to create an uncomfortable space)
jack black is a funny cat
the disabled dude in 'something about mary' was freakin' hilarious...
'freddie got fingered' is not for you...but i thought that jont was funny
uday hussein was a funny dude- from a distance
bumfights made me wish the cameramen & the Bum Hunter got their ass whupped (cuz THAT would be funny)
i laughed out loud when joe pesci was 'consoling' sharon stone in the movie "Casino"
(we still do that 'hand on the back of the head, pushing down' motion now- usually when we're talking about...)
blah blah blah
who cares
jokes
out.
dp
naturalaw-dp - 4:53 PM
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7.23.2003
hey- how's your sense of humor?
do you find this clipping from The Onion to be funny?
"Widower Misses Sex With Dead Wife Terribly
SCOTTSBLUFF, NE—Nearly one year after a car accident claimed the life of wife Sarah, Lloyd Monreal still misses having sex with her "more than I can say," the 44-year-old reported Tuesday. "Even now, every room in the house reminds me of the times we had sex in it," Monreal said, fighting back tears. "I don't care if 40 years go by. I'll never forget her breasts, her ass, those thighs." In honor of the anniversary, Monreal will eat a quiet dinner at home, after which he will take out a box of old photographs and perform a one-hour masturbation vigil by candlelight."
i'ma come back to this later...
easy,
dp
naturalaw-dp - 3:39 PM
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7.21.2003
LOVE FEST ROLL CALL!
we’ve had the pleasure of meeting/performing with/performing for some wonderful folks this summer so I wanted to take the time out to shout out some of y’all – I’m sure Stylus & NatLaw will jump in with some more…
Jones/Kuti/ZWEI - The Stone Cold Hustlers
Darien – NY's finest - we know the deal…
SoulTrojan – I’M DIGGIN’ Y’ALL
Head-Roc – capital resistance lives!
MuMs you still tha Schemer
The original Blackgurl Seshat
Dehejia Lovely @ Bohemian Caverns DC every Wednesday
Droopy the brokeballer @ Java Head DC every Thursday
Meta-4 @ Urban Energy 1522 U street NW DC every Friday
Quique Aviles!
My girl Blo Frown – I mean Flo Brown
Queen Sheba, Hamza & all them fine cornbread-eatin’ mf’s @ Alice Mae’s in Norfolk
Maryanne Brownlowe @ Borders
Steve & Wyatt, Kim, Darryl & everybody at SEIU – fighting for workers rights!
Camp Revo-you-tion – y’all kids are wild!
Camp Fun-n-mentals – Brian, Justin & James y’all some rhymin-beatboxin’ fools
Bassey congrats on the Def Jam gig – jump that pool girl!
Aicha Davis & Desho Productions
Queen Takeyah I miss your radiance already
Nihon no fuyu wa donna tenki desu ka?
Joe Gorham & WHUR
Poetry for the People Baltimore
Can someone send me the EVE porno flicks please?
Bobby Blackwell @ Wordsong Baltimore – y’all are incredible
Fred Joiner u a trooper!
MAMOUUUUU!!!! Where u at?
Congrats Kelis (sniff) I’m very happy for you
Shaggy I’ll see you at Nats
Special shout out to that Muthahmhmm who broke into our car on U street in front of the restaurant
Extra Special Shout to all the poetry pimps who asked us to perform free at a event for “exposure”…I may be a POETRY HO but I aint’ doin’ just ANYTHING for the mic.
Next time I’m sendin’ yo’ ass to Risikat
Pic!
blackpicasso - 12:52 PM
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7.18.2003
All hail the mambo queen!. Someone on another board said that maybe a collabo between her and Barry White might come together somewhere beyond here. I'm sure Tito and Nina are happy to see her.
R.I.P.
Stylus - 2:41 PM
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7.17.2003
the good 11th hour info...
thursday (TODAY) at 12:00noon:
Lady Pcoq Quartet & POEM-CEES at Wilson Plaza- next to the Reagan Bldg,
13th & Pennsylvania NW
friday (TOMORROW) at 12:00noon:
Live! Poetry- feat. many dope poets, incl. folks that have performed on
HBO's Def Poetry Jam- also at Wilson Plaza- next to the Reagan Bldg,
13th & Pennsylvania NW
saturday(DAY AFTER TOMORROW)
Green Party Annual Meeting Benefit Show
Ben-n-Mo 24-hr. Cybercafe, 1225 Connecticut Ave., NW DC
Time: 9 – 12pm
Cost: suggested donation of $5, but feel free to give $50 if you got it
like that...
DETAILS- in the words of the man HEAD-ROC hisself:
Who got ‘dat greeny green Joe?
This week the Greens come to DC in major way! The Green Party of the
United States of America is holding its National Committee Annual
Meeting here in Washington, DC from July 18th through July 20th. As a
result, it is up to the DC Statehood Greens to provide activities and
entertainment and for the National Greens (in between all the important
and relevant decision making) and they’ve asked Head-Roc to provide some
homegrown as part of the festivities! Per usual, Noyeek The Grizzly
Bear and DJ Eurok will accompany Head-Roc to make sure things – ahem,
roll smoothly. Also, the ever potent, pontificators of precise
pertinent prose, the Poemcees, have agreed to join the cipher! Come on
through and secure your position “on the right hand side” and celebrate
and/or relive your Musical Youth!!
So it’s going down like this:
When: Saturday July 19, 2003
What: DC Statehood Green Party/Green Party of the United States
presents:
Stand Up! Get Down! Shake Out! Benefit Concert and Dance Party
For Social, Environmental, Economic and Political Justice!
Who: Head-Roc feat. Noyeek the Grizzly Bear and DJ Eurok (DC
Hip-Hop)
Poem-cees (DC Hip-Hop/Spoken Word Giants)
David Rovics (National Folk Rock & Anarchists Soul Guitarists)
Other act TBA
Where: Ben-n-Mo 24-hr. Cybercafe and Smoothie/Sushi/Sheesha and Dance
Emporium, 1225 Connecticut Ave., NW DC
Time: 9 – 12pm
Damage: It’s a benefit; Suggested donation $5 (that means you need to
count on dropping five at the door)
Drinks specials and discount prices on Sushi!!!!!
Sheesha Bowls (Arghilia)
(Flavored Tobacco in Hookah Pipes – No you may not puff your green in
one silly!)
[and finally, THE LATEST NEWS]
This has yet to be 100% confirmed, but Asheru has called to let us know
that after he rips a gig with Vinia Mojica at 2K9 this Saturday, July
19th, that he is going to make his way over to Ben-n-Mo's and...uh...
get Green with it! We're counting on a chronically infectious 20min set
from this DC Icon! Oh yeah, he mentioned that he would bring Ms. Mojica
with him if possible! We'll send a reminder to you all on Friday!
DC Hip-Hop!
Stop Complaining!
Get involved!
Vote!!!!
www.head-roc.com
WE ARE BATTLE READY, ARE YOU??
naturalaw-dp - 10:08 AM
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7.15.2003
memoriiiiiiiieeeeess...
i spent 2 of the best days of my life skating this empty pool that we found in an occupied apartment complex.
the first day, we were looking around all scared, KNOWIN' somebody was gonna call the cops any minute. showed up with decks & nothing else to find a perfect kidney jont that was almost dry & clean. shit was incredible- i was the first one over the light, then we reached tile, and by that night we were doing tail taps and fakie rock & rolls. my man jason skated that bitch in gray wool socks, and we had pictures of him doing front-side edgers over the deathbox- socks/no pads.
the second day, we felt like we were putting on a show for the tenants- folks comin' out on their balconies to watch, but STILL not calling the cops.
the third day, we hopped the fence, jumped in the pool, pushed off and BAM!-immediately busted ass. f*cking property manager had wiped CRISCO-type shortening/lard all over the transitions! we're out there like fiends, trying to do the impossible and clean the grease out of the pool when the cops suddenly showed up. thus endeth my best pool skating experience
...although, there was one other time when we found an old motel pool- that shit was beyond scary, 12ft deep with about 4ft of vert and coping that stuck out about 2.5inches, but later on we heard that bill danforth showed up there one day and was doing tail blunts to fakie with no pads & no shirt on. figures- zorlac pros were all hardcore.
easy,
dp
ps. i don't care if you don't understand- uncle wiggly does...
pps. you can get the schmitt stix
ppps. neil blender was here
pppps. roskopp's graphics are more famous than his skating
ppppps. transworldskateboarding/del mar/tony hawk/japan air/nutz on display...i remember
naturalaw-dp - 5:43 PM
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7.10.2003
ahhh summer,
when a young mans fancy turns to.....
***skreeeeeeeee***
DAMN! Y'all see THAT!?!?!
(and you brothers KNOW what I'm talkin' about)
but aside from Boom-Bip & other slung- in-yo-face exposed body parts that are making their grand debut this season, I wanna recognize the hardly-ever-addressed issue of LIPS & shout out some of my favorites.
Lauryn Hill (that Honey magazine lolipop cover sold me!)
Kim Basinger (she bought 'em - they're hers!)
Eve (sexiest sneer on the planet)
Jill-mutha-freakin' Jones (nuff said!)
Tam-Rock (one of the FIRST things I noticed about her - POW!)
Angelina Jolie (yup yup!)
and probably YOURS if you've ever caught me starin' (talkin' about sistas now)
what makes these lips so attractive aren't just the promise of pillow-action upon contact (peep physics) but it's the shape - no the ATTITUDE, behind them that threaten to talk about you if you don't come correct...
and you know we can't let that happen.
I propose a new reality show called "kissing booth" where male contestants have to "make an osculatory impression" on a certain number of women in 30 minutes in an effort to get the highest score....
the show would DEFINITELY be sponsored by chap-stick....
mmmmmwahhhh!
blackpicasso - 3:01 PM
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7.8.2003
thoughts:
'unpleasantly hot' for able-bodied young'uns is not 90 degrees- stop complaining
dusty baker is alright with me.
somebody actually fixed they mouth to say "kobe might have more street appeal now that he's got an arrest under his belt". please marinate on the hopelessness of such a mindset.
i write in the king's ebonics
somebody stole a bunch of our stuff after the club 5 show
jali d shot 37 on the front of the blue at hains point
do YOU find it hard to throw away magazines? or is it just me...
thank you for the amazon gifts daniel- i reaaaally appreciate that
dustin hoffman was a freakin' stalker in "the graduate". no way he's gettin' away with that in 2ooh3
need to sell more cds. badly. got plans for that...
hi nikki
where is my cousin darrell?
anybody who sees poem-cees "paranoia" cds for sale on the street, WHUP THAT ASS- i got $200 for ya, no ???'s asked...
next shows will be during the DC Hip Hop Festival
i need a jack ponti in my cipher...or a sharon osbourne
done.
dp
naturalaw-dp - 4:32 AM
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7.7.2003
barry white, R.I.U.
naturalaw-dp - 1:25 AM
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7.1.2003
*dum, diddy dum, dee dum...*
YO!!!
i just realized something. i'm watching late night tv commercials for 80's rock packages...
(first off- big ups to kim yates, who i haven't seen for approx. 1.5 years)
when i was a kid, i thought i was a perceptive little mofo, with my advanced musical tastes...
"def leppard?"
"great white?"
"stone roses?"
"OASIS?"
are you f*ckin' kiddin' me? rush! yes! the suburbs! prince! (i grew up in MN ya see- i knew all about cherelle & alexander o'neal, and soul asylum & the replacements & run westy run) jane's addiction & t la rock & krs, etc...
BUT- did you know that freddie mercury was gay?
OF COURSE you know NOW, but-
i mean, look back...
i just thought he was a kick-ass front man.
like little richard
or mick jagger
or...
or...oh my god- ROB HALFORD from Judas Priest
wow.
Hindsight is 20/20 (no pun intendend)
and on that note- may i send a shout out to Boy George(like he needs a link...) & Adam Ant- y'all had some great songs...they had to be great- cuz y'all had straight, homophobic kids amped off some of the most POOftah-ist music ever...
easy,
dp (who is just now realizing how gay jesse johnson's album covers were...)
naturalaw-dp - 3:54 AM
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