4.29.2003
FRIDAY/FRIEDAY/FLYDAY!!!
Black Cat- 1811 14th St. NW (14th & S)

weather should be nice y'all...and i'm looking forward to this set:

we got POEM-CEES
we got W. Ellington Felton
we got Ursula Rucker
[EDITED]

...and that's a whole lot a 'got' for $12

big ups to MN8 Productions for asking us to be a part of the NOMMO set
ya know, since MN8 stepped on the scene, DC has really become a coveted stop on the NCC (new chitlin circuit). i just wanna take this time to say thanks for the work that y'all have done in bringing:
vivian green
cody chestnutt
k'alyin
angela johnson
julie dexter
fertile ground
n'dea davenport
stiffed
raheem devaughn
donnie
dehejia
goapele
ayannah gregory
jaguar wright
res
urban ave 31
and a bunch of other folks i can't recall right now...
big ups to m-pow, d-dav, vicky vale, swashbuckler and the whole MN8 GUNCLAPPAZ crew.

easy,
PORN-MCEES

ps.
allow me to flashback for a minute...
-i miss promoting our shows at state; ain't quite found a "pseudo-state" to replace it, now that metro cafe is gone too.
-not sure about the u-turn: is the sound system any good?
-between friends could be the jont, but the sound is definitely not band ready (c'mon y'all, get a board!!)
-cada vez isn't really built for shows, but it does appear to be an option
-club 5 is starting to sound better, but errybody and they folk is scramblin' to get up in there

we need a bb kings, or a SOB's "WE BUILT THIS SPACE TO HAVE DOPE SHOWS" type of venue. capacity of 200 for that cozy feel, but you can still make it happen ($$$) off the door. decent parking situation. metro accessible. with a cool management team and some bangin' bartenders that slide me free gimlets every time i come in the door...

anybody got info on that spot, lemme know

pps. check out the washington post weekend section this friday...


naturalaw-dp -
4:31 PM
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4.24.2003
e-mail- ya gotta love it...

here i am scrambling through a quick scan of all the garbage i get everyday, when BAM! i stumble upon the following, tucked away amidst a string of innocent party announcements. i'm not gonna respond to this cat, but i am gonna keep an eye out for his crazy ass...:

Message: 8
Date: Thu, 24 Apr 2003 06:54:34 -0500 (CDT)
From: lee gary
Subject: Help! Hong Kong terrorist kill the Hong Kong people, please email the
world.


Help! Hong Kong terrorist kill the Hong Kong people, please email the world.

Dear internet friend :

Help! Hong Kong police use Brain Voice Read / Write Machine Murder Hong Kong
people , 100% true story, please E-mail your dear people and the local news,
1*10 10*100 100*1000 ..... , thank my dear Internet friend.

Hong Kong police-terrorist's organization:

The devil machine made in UK. the Hong Kong police now used, install police
communication network, 24 hours murder Hong Kong people, this murder failure,
uncovers Hong Kong police-terrorist's organization.

By 2001-1-1~2003-4-1 for 27 months, is murdered by the police knows:

1. Install the small machine on the head of the Hong Kong people ----- install
very easy, no voice trouble, victim not feeling.

2. Input/output voice ----- input/output the voice very clearly, in the
mountain, the sewer, the elevator, input/output the voice very clearly, does not
use the dry battery.

3. Murder Hong Kong people ----- terrorists is a Hong Kong police 50 up, murder
many Hong Kong people 2 years up.

Hong Kong people twaaaaa 2003-4-22



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Chief Executive : http://www.info.gov.hk/ce/eindex.htm E-mail :
ceo@ceo.gov.hk

Legislative Council : http://www.legco.gov.hk/english/index.htm E-mail :
pi@legco.gov.hk

Letter Hong Kong Special Administrative Region
Chief Executive is Mr Tung Chee Hwa ====+====+====+==
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Month



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naturalaw-dp -
2:44 PM
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4.21.2003
None of the students at Southampton High remember exactly what started the beef between 11th graders D'von Trucker and Jerome Jenkins (names have been changed) but it almost doesn't matter anymore. Maybe D'von was jealous of all the accolades & trophies Jerome received playing for the football team, or maybe Jerome heard the rumors of D'von talking to his ex-girlfriend. Whatever it was, it all came to a head in the school gymnasium during an assembly. Words flew, along with several fists, and since D'von was the obvious instigator & aggressor, he ended up winning himself a 5-day ticket out of school. Simmering 3 days into his suspension, though, he acted on his rage, came back up to Southampton & did something that left the student body reeling...

He killed Jerome Jenkins.

lyrically.

D'von went home & recorded a scorching 7-song ep dissing the piss outta his classmate. Using instrumentals from all of his favorite songs (mostly 50 cent jonts), D'von spent his suspension venting on everything from Jeromes bad breath to his sorry-ass fighting skills, to loudly questioning his manhood & sexual preference, even insinuating Tupac-hit-em-up style, that D'von had already been with his ex-girlfriend & she too questioned his sexual preference. D'von showed up at school on the 3rd day of his suspension & dispersed 2 dozen copies of the "Fuck Jerome Jenkins" EP and by the end of the next day, the school was in an uproar.

The ILL part about this is Jerome doesn't rhyme, but he has mad business sense, & so he's at work "producing" a compilation CD of his crew all aiming THEIR lyrics at D'von. I hear a pay per-view event is in the works...

...and that's why I love hip-hop.
who's to say that they haven't saved a life by expressing their anger vocally instead of physically. Maybe we could get certain world leaders to follow their cue...

"Droppin' Bombs on Wax, Vol. III"

featuring Saddam Hussein (don't MC's take dictators & movie gangsters names anyway?) with production by Mannie Fresh - special appearance by the S1W's in the video

Swiss Beats would produce a track for Dubya with Colin Powell as the hype-man - Condi can wear a thong & gyrate in the video from the platform of an oil rig...

yeah that's hot.

Pic!


blackpicasso -
1:52 PM
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4.18.2003


This is what happens when Uncle Rhomie takes a turn babysitting. Wait 'til shorty starts getting an allowance... MUHHHRRHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!


Stylus -
9:57 PM
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HAPPY BIRFDAY LESLYE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Know that you are loved by many, including us, and I only give you a hard time because you're smart enough to cope and nerdy enough to make it amusing, wit 'yo Pollyannical optimistic ass (watch her respond with something flippant in the g'book).

Everybody swing through her spot and make it a "Forget about this damn war for a second and let's come up up with a list of Why Leslye Is Cool" kind of day. A thank-you for our bootyfool new website is a good place to start.

Stylus - 11:45 AM
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4.16.2003
pssst- MTV been makin' pornos...




(don't front like y'all think they really cut the cameras off during the freak-ass "Real World- Vegas" )


naturalaw-dp -
1:33 AM
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4.9.2003
WHOA...

as many of you's knows (oops- too much ali g)

as many of you know, the jungle brothers are extremely high on my list of dope hip hop groups. well,
GET A LOAD OF AFRICA BABY BAM GETTIN' HIS FREE SPEECH ON!!!

all lovers of Native Tongues era hip hop, take note...
all members of a current arts movement- think you'll ever have this conversation? and if so, which side would you be on?

naturalaw-dp - 3:12 AM
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4.1.2003
Even though there are massive history making events going on around us, we would be remiss to pass up a shout-out to the ever radiant Stef Renee and everyone that came to check us at UPenn's Rotunda on Saturday.

Shouts also due to Hustleman of the Millenium Ray Tamara. Head over to his site and say hi to Patrick. Might as well peep this old thing again while you're at it.

Who's hosting the DPJ viewing party on Friday?

p.s. vivian green and her band (ERIK TRIBETT?!???? dAyUmmm!! ) are venue mash monsters... pass it on....
p.p.s. (new opus songs soon come... *gleeful giggle*)
p.p.p.s. Tamara Wellons is coming.
last p.s. for real: what y'all know about a new poem-cees site? the countdown is almost done, as is this long neglected thing

Stylus - 7:35 PM
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As I type this, almost 20,000 people of all creeds & colors are gathering
in front of the U.S. Supreme court to make their voices heard one last
time before the Court puts a bullet in the head of Affirmative Action

The court is about to fuck up. Here's why

A.A. aint about white
or Black
or class
or education
or even "getting payback for the past"

It's about getting that level playing field we always talk about

It's about the minority in power having to defer to the majority
who aren't - just a little.

It's only a coincidence that those who aren't in power happen
to be of color because if History had been just & the Native Americans
were the ones in power - Affirmative Action would Still Be Neccessary.

If a Black or Hispanic or Asian were sitting in the CEO's chair
looking across at a poor White applicant - Affirmative Action would
STILL BE NECCESSARY.

Because no one knows whats in a persons heart

And history has taught us to assume whe worst

...that the minority in power will do whatever it takes to keep
themselves & their children rich & comfy for generations

...that they will happily do this at the cost of those who are at the BOTTOM
of the ladder

There are still bigoted people sitting up on high -
anyone remember Texaco?

Affirmative Action is only a policy change - there's no law that can
reach in & change a man's soul.

THAT's why we need A.A.

but hey - there's still a chance that 'ol "coke can" thomas will realize
that he GOT HIS FREAKING JOB due to A.A. (how can he NOT see? -
he's the ONLY BLACK IN THE CLUB!!!!)

walk out & shake hands with Michael Eric Dyson
& Al Sharpton - fall to his kness & beg forgiveness...


But then again - look at today's date....

PIC!

blackpicasso - 11:22 AM
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