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HEY EVERYBODY!!! IT'S TIME FOR DP'S
"TOP 3 LIKELY OUTCOMES OF THE WAR JONT!!!"
1. The US cripwalks into Baghdad unscathed, as every last Iraqi soldier surrenders peacefully- as is the custom over there (note: of course, the surrender only lasts until a better deal comes along- as is the custom over there...). A young texan marine is given the dubious honor of putting a ceremonial bullet in the head of the Hussein-bornes, and Sadozzy Hussein-borne's last words are..."Shaharazaaaaaaad!!!"
2. Highly confident that Sadaam's elite forces are no match for our finest, the US gets a liiiiittle too cocky. Backed into a corner, the one renegade Iraqi chemical weapons unit that actually did stash some nasty gas from my man Hans Blix opts NOT to surrender- DOH!!! This results in the old "Vietnam-esque" unloading of hella bodybags at Air Force bases around the country...except this time, we see it ad nauseum; it ain't shocking, it's annoying! "Dammit" says the american public, "DROP ALL THE GODDAMN BOMBS ON THOSE 'AXIS OF EVIL' MOFOS". And THAT, is music to D-Rummy's ears... US 'wins', but I'll be damned if the Lopez/Jackson/Raheem/Ramon's of our country didn't pay for that victory with their asses...
3. G-duB's penchant for untimely christian rhetoric leads him to crow enthusiastically "HA- Our God just kicked your God in the nuts, you beeeyotchesssssss!!! Jesus Rules!" This seemingly innocent comment somehow manages to capture the attention of the 2 billion plus Muslims of the world, who watch the US set up the first ever Christian occupation of Arab soil. The camel's back is broken when Fox televises a Toby Keith concert entitled "LIVE FROM BAGHDAD- "YOUR RELIGION IS MY TOILET PAPER'"; the sheer gall of the 'ugly Americans' is enough to mobilize world-wide Muslim support for a full-fledged religious war, which leaves the globe in tatters. World society regresses to the 13th century; POEM-CEES release an album entitled 'MUDFORDINNER'. nobody has any money to buy it...
ain't life grand?
enjoy it while ya can y'all...
easy,
d-PoPo
naturalaw-dp - 11:05 PM
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3.20.2003
"Go 'head with that bamma shit, joe!!"
Stylus - 5:14 PM
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3.13.2003
Stylus - 5:14 PM
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3.13.2003
The world is cold and insults your sense of justice at every turn. The forces of evil can sometimes seem so enormous that your only tool of retaliation is the force of your expression. You're not alone though, all ye who crusade for human empathy....
...Sifl-N-Olly understand.
-Stylus
Stylus - 2:31 PM
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3.11.2003
...Sifl-N-Olly understand.
-Stylus
Stylus - 2:31 PM
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3.11.2003
DJ Stylus? He's aight, DJ Taek One, eh..., DJ Dirty Hands, whatever. But y'all aint ready for
DJ Dirty Diapers
build your skills, and start early...
Pic!
blackpicasso - 1:22 PM
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3.10.2003
DJ Dirty Diapers
build your skills, and start early...
Pic!
blackpicasso - 1:22 PM
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3.10.2003
LeBron James? Aight, whatever. Y'all better know about Freddy Adu.
- Stylus
Stylus - 12:19 PM
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3.6.2003
- Stylus
Stylus - 12:19 PM
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3.6.2003
wow- it's only thursday?
it's been a helluva week already...got a lot done, and hopefully planted some good seeds for the future.
[here's the point where you say] "how so, flatual-law?"
well, POEM-CEES had the good fortune of taping episode #4 for Def Poetry Jam III
-went to NYC on monday
-represented on tuesday evening
-came back on wednesday
-back at the job on thursday for the daily grind...
t'was a good experience- met a lot of cool mofos, and came back with a renewed sense of... of... of...
HOW MUCH MONEY RUSSELL SIMMONS HAS!!!
HOW MUCH MOS DEF & W. ELLINGTON LOOK ALIKE!!!
HOW THIN COMMON IS NOW THAT HE'S A VEGAN!!!
HOW FINE SALT (of salt & pepa) IS!!!
HOW WE SHOULD ALL BE PRAYING FOR GIL SCOTT HERON!!!
HOW SHORT 2.5 MINUTES IS TO DO YA DAMN THING!!!
HOW RUPERT FROM THE BAY IS AUDIO-C4!!!
HOW THE WORLDS CRAZIEST PHRASE IS: "Mutabaruka, please report to make-up & wardrobe"
(like my man was gonna rock a phat farm dashiki)
but perhaps most important is the notion that there are many artists making a living from doing what they love to do. the time is now, y'all- dc represent.
big ups to:
kamilah forbes, weusi baraka, logan, raoul, courtney fix, sarah, mos def, shang, stan latham & russell simmons
flowmentalz, yolanda k. wilkins, rives, jill scott, bridget gray, mums, danny hoch, malik, roscoe, and bonofasitch- i may have spaced on the names of the other wunnafull folks in our taping, but i damn sho' didn't forget how nice they were (poetically and o'wise)...
favorite peoples in attendance: tyren(grfx), abbygail dobson, maritza diaz & clifton coleman, nancy, adrienne waheed, audra polk, bilal, and all the folks that returned the energy
wait/there's more: jonzi d, richard salinas, gina loring, arian(sp?), mike360, poetri, steve coleman, beau sia, lemon, maya, stacey ann, black ice, georgia, saul williams, the titty-man gone wild, the nerd and the nigga, sway from mtv, minnesota for that beat that "waves to the children in the ghetto", and, and...
damn- lunch is over; back to work...
easy,
dp
naturalaw-dp - 3:13 PM
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...Can't remember all the witticisms, advice, info and foolishness? Peep the archives...
it's been a helluva week already...got a lot done, and hopefully planted some good seeds for the future.
[here's the point where you say] "how so, flatual-law?"
well, POEM-CEES had the good fortune of taping episode #4 for Def Poetry Jam III
-went to NYC on monday
-represented on tuesday evening
-came back on wednesday
-back at the job on thursday for the daily grind...
t'was a good experience- met a lot of cool mofos, and came back with a renewed sense of... of... of...
HOW MUCH MONEY RUSSELL SIMMONS HAS!!!
HOW MUCH MOS DEF & W. ELLINGTON LOOK ALIKE!!!
HOW THIN COMMON IS NOW THAT HE'S A VEGAN!!!
HOW FINE SALT (of salt & pepa) IS!!!
HOW WE SHOULD ALL BE PRAYING FOR GIL SCOTT HERON!!!
HOW SHORT 2.5 MINUTES IS TO DO YA DAMN THING!!!
HOW RUPERT FROM THE BAY IS AUDIO-C4!!!
HOW THE WORLDS CRAZIEST PHRASE IS: "Mutabaruka, please report to make-up & wardrobe"
(like my man was gonna rock a phat farm dashiki)
but perhaps most important is the notion that there are many artists making a living from doing what they love to do. the time is now, y'all- dc represent.
big ups to:
kamilah forbes, weusi baraka, logan, raoul, courtney fix, sarah, mos def, shang, stan latham & russell simmons
flowmentalz, yolanda k. wilkins, rives, jill scott, bridget gray, mums, danny hoch, malik, roscoe, and bonofasitch- i may have spaced on the names of the other wunnafull folks in our taping, but i damn sho' didn't forget how nice they were (poetically and o'wise)...
favorite peoples in attendance: tyren(grfx), abbygail dobson, maritza diaz & clifton coleman, nancy, adrienne waheed, audra polk, bilal, and all the folks that returned the energy
wait/there's more: jonzi d, richard salinas, gina loring, arian(sp?), mike360, poetri, steve coleman, beau sia, lemon, maya, stacey ann, black ice, georgia, saul williams, the titty-man gone wild, the nerd and the nigga, sway from mtv, minnesota for that beat that "waves to the children in the ghetto", and, and...
damn- lunch is over; back to work...
easy,
dp
naturalaw-dp - 3:13 PM
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