2.28.2003
Paranoia!!! Paranoia!!! It's not just a Poem-Cees album anymore. Thanks Homeland Security!
-Stylus
Stylus - 1:18 PM
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2.25.2003
Well, it's about time...
The FCC finally woke up & realized that Sarah Jones' poem "Your Revolution" was neither vulgar nor indecent. It's a damn shame that it took them this long to realize how powerful & positive the message is in that poem while at the same time allowing some'a the most ooo-che-wally-wally-smack 'em-up-flip-it type lyrics on the radio & in your childrens ears every day. Guess that's a compliment to Ms. Jones - maybe she was just too deep for their closed little minds & it took a MULTITUDE of listens for them to see the light...
I think this is our cue to attack...
Pic
blackpicasso - 5:17 PM
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2.21.2003
It's show and tell time!
- actually, it's peanut butter jelly time
- naw, for real, it's all about the b-boying plush toys
- but truthfully? it's all about that knob creek, they get our resounding endorsement
- to be frank though? it's all about Pumas and the new print ads running for them in Paris
- This shit right here though!! I need that jont!
I don't know, I can't decide. Thoughts?
- Stylus
Stylus - 1:23 PM
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2.19.2003
THIS JUST IN!!!
we're still on storm the unpredictable's jock...
you GOTS [gots?] to support his new album, "AMALGAMATION", now available at Tower, Best Buy, Willies/Kemp Mill and Borders.
BUT- if you were fo' real deal fly, you'd scab that jont from a mom & pop shop, like:
DJ Hut
2010 P St., NW
Washington, DC 20015
Sam K
1839 7th St., NW
Washington, DC 20001
Mad T
2009 14th St., NW
Washington, DC 20009
Sabins
3212 Penn Ave., SE
Washington, DC 20020
Sounds of Maryland
Eastover Shopping Center
5033 Indian Head Hwy
Oxon Hill, MD 20745
Capitol City Records
1020 U St., NW
Washington, DC
naturalaw-dp - 9:21 PM
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2.14.2003
note to self-stylus: g'head and place a call to the council of perversions, but if you truly felt so strongly about it, you would have referred to it as steak & blowjob day ya damn self. i personally like the more streamlined term "steak-job".
that is all,
dp, aka HANS BLIX
naturalaw-dp - 2:56 PM
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2.12.2003
More on the 'each one teach one' tip since we're in the business of PSA's these days. Send your browser over to my day-job spot for the good Wammies and local music wrap-up. See Storm on stage rocking "Get Your Weight Up"!
Also, just in case you've been under a rock, lost all disposable income earmarked for music purchases due to an IRS audit or just cheap and download everything instead of buying it, make sure you grab this song off of Paranoia (our new album ya know). Stick it in your machine's shared folder and distribute it on your favorite file trading network, we don't care!
Note to d-pizzle: I don't really appreciate how you edited a very important announcement down to simply "Steak-Job Day". You know the original press release was much more involved than the inadequate paraphrase job you posted. I'll have to place a call in to PD, Filthball and perhaps even Reggie to rectify this.
- Stylus
Stylus - 1:52 PM
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2.8.2003
sup- quick PSA:
big ups to STORM THE UNPREDICTABLE
-he has a new lp entitled "Amalgamation" (ORDER NOW!)
-he's performing at the Washington Area Music Awards this sunday
-he's nominated for a Wammie
-he tied for first place "best in hip hop" in Music Monthly's 2002 Readers' Poll
-he's winning songwriting competitions around the globe
- did i mention you should order his new cd?
in other news...
hey y'all- here comes VALENTINE'S DAY!!!
boy oh boy is this your favorite time of year or what?
we get to lavish "love" upon our significant (more or less) other in the form of cards, candy, dinners, and perhaps even jewelry!!! women drop hints to clueless boyfriends, re-ignite torch flames carried by old lovers, and unfortunately bear the tremendous burden of having or [GASP] not having a VALENTINE...
alas, it does sort of leave us fellas in the cold. i think we can safely say that this is the only SEX-SPECIFIC holiday...but ladies, YOU CAN CORRECT THIS IMBALANCE!!!
courtesy of Pimp Daddy, Filthball McGee and some unknown genius e-mailer, we bring to you a campaign for a new national holiday to rectify the valentine's day imbalance...
MARCH 20th is STEAK-JOB DAY!!!
ladies, this year you will have the opportunity to show that same Valentine's Day enthusiasm for STEAK-JOB DAY, the holiday that speaks for itself!!!
spread the good word (note: i prefer Mortons, but will settle for the DC Chophousesophagus)
easy,
dp
naturalaw-dp - 9:40 PM
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2.7.2003