7.23.2002
*ahem*
correction: julie dexter AND monique miller at the black cat, this thursday 7/25
come lay betwixt the vocal sandwich of love they shall prepare on yonder eve...
also- this just in:
an outbreak of MAD ATHLETE'S DISEASE has endangered both innocent and gold-digging women alike throughout the country, causing mass mayhem and seriously draining the resources of law enforcement departments in philly & milwaukee (basketball), miami (football), and baltimore (baseball). all be warned- just cuz these cats make a whooooole lotta $$$ doesn't mean that they are immune from the personal problems that befall the less wealthy. also, DO NOT LUMP THESE CATS TOGETHER- these are individual situations that deserve to be examined and judged as such...
tony kornheiser has been suspended by ESPN for being funny, witty, intelligent and crotchety- as well as being upset that management fired his asst. producer for unspecified reasons. this affects me, as a sports/talk radio addict. ESPN- please understand that trying to ditch kornheiser is just a start. get rid of all the interesting people and keep the cornballs like stuart scott (yeah, i said it- the black guy is WACK). g'head and fire kenny mayne, michael wilbon and the PTI staff, and the entire Baseball Tonight crew so that somebody can create my dream sports network with dream team sports talent...then hire me as a young ralph wiley in training.
finally,
POEM-CEES will break your spine.
believe that...
easy,
dp
naturalaw-dp - 4:12 PM
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7.22.2002
'ello,
just a quick heads up- julie dexter is coming on thursday
it's the cd release of "DEXTERITY", which y'all need to purchase with your hard earned money.
or with our lazily obtained money.
julie is from the UK
she lives in the ATL now
she gets busy with the vocal pipes
she is wicked easy on the eyes (say that with a chowdah accent, please)
beyond that, all is quite well
the countdown is on
looks like late september y'all
i love july
womenfolk get that good perspiration gleam on their shoulders, collarbones and uh, chest parts
ladies- don't sweat the sweat; we dig that shine...
matter o' fact- as weusi would say:
SHINE
easy,
stench ringfinger
naturalaw-dp - 3:15 PM
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7.10.2002
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Stylus - 5:01 PM
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7.1.2002