11.28.2001
hello peoples,
first of all- we have a show on friday 11/30/01 at STATE OF THE UNION-1357 U St. NW.
doors open at 8pm.
first act is a hip hop band from pittsburgh called...
dammit- uh akil, could you please post the name of the band in the guestbook please- i'm spacin' right now.
second of all:
it has been determined that coming to this show will extend the latest streak of mild weather.
if you come, the drinks will taste better and the opposite sex will check you out- AAAAAAAAAALL night.
if you come, you will receive numerous compliments on your outfit and your cholesterol levels will drop out of the ralph freidgen zone.
if you come, your ears will ring with the relentless smacking sounds of flesh on flesh
-your tongue will remember everything your brain ever forgot...
-electromagenetic stimulus will activate your belly muscles...by show's end, YOU WILL HAVE A 6-PACK STOMACH
-that itch between your toes will turn into magical beans...
if you come, your sinus cavities will bleed chinese mustard and...oh wait- that's what happens if you DON'T come...
but of course, most of all-
if you come, we will mash
if you don't come, we will mash
share the mash
come

easy,
dp

(ps. updates on the latest thangs coming sooooooooooon. big ups to you- and you know who you are...


naturalaw-dp -
3:35 PM
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11.9.2001
Operation Eternal Damnation....

I wish on ALL of you suckas a biblical plauge

DP I wish you'd perform on a termite-infested stage

my man Universal I wish you relentless rashes

my brother Mane I wish for you deep salty gashes

DJ Stylus I wish you 11 crates of melted wax

Al Letson I wish no return on your taxes & paychecks

that suddenly turn up missing

Charles MCain I wish you unentangleable testicular tubular twisting

Mamou I wish you uncontrollable explosive incontinence

Bassey I wish you excruciating scorching flatulence

Priest I wish you'd gargle your mouth with antiseptic

to my band I wish you nothing - you're already herpetic

plus you're lifetime members of the deepdickollective

GRFX I wish you a most righteous case of gingivitis

leading to holy halitosis transferrable by osmosis

beloved Leslie I wish you sensitive hemorroids

that require long hours of rectal examination

T'kolai I really like you guys alot

so I'm only wishing you green card revocation

to Delia I wish an overflowing colostomy bag

Steph Renee I wish your post nasal drip makes you gag

To anyone I've missed here's a strawberry contusion

NO NEED FOR RESTITUTION IF YOU'VE MADE A

MENTAL REVOLUTION...


(whew! sorry y'all, sleep deprivation & constant babytalk has got me speaking LoonySuess...)

Pic!


blackpicasso -
8:12 AM
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11.7.2001