11.28.2001
hello peoples,
first of all- we have a show on friday 11/30/01 at STATE OF THE UNION-1357 U St. NW.
doors open at 8pm.
first act is a hip hop band from pittsburgh called...
dammit- uh akil, could you please post the name of the band in the guestbook please- i'm spacin' right now.
second of all:
it has been determined that coming to this show will extend the latest streak of mild weather.
if you come, the drinks will taste better and the opposite sex will check you out- AAAAAAAAAALL night.
if you come, you will receive numerous compliments on your outfit and your cholesterol levels will drop out of the ralph freidgen zone.
if you come, your ears will ring with the relentless smacking sounds of flesh on flesh
-your tongue will remember everything your brain ever forgot...
-electromagenetic stimulus will activate your belly muscles...by show's end, YOU WILL HAVE A 6-PACK STOMACH
-that itch between your toes will turn into magical beans...
if you come, your sinus cavities will bleed chinese mustard and...oh wait- that's what happens if you DON'T come...
but of course, most of all-
if you come, we will mash
if you don't come, we will mash
share the mash
come
easy,
dp
(ps. updates on the latest thangs coming sooooooooooon. big ups to you- and you know who you are...
naturalaw-dp - 3:35 PM
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11.9.2001