7.30.2001
O.K., Do I Have Everything...

5 cloves of high grade pure columbian garlic...check
1 extra-large pack of TANG powder in case OJ is scarce...check
1 fresh pack of mini-discs to record the carnage...check
1 Louisville Sugger (wood) in case some Hip Hop Shit jumps off...check
1 Rifle w/ scope - just to get a better look at AL LETSON as he performs...check
1 Sonogram picture...check
my lucky old Janet Jackson picture that I've had since 8th grade ...check
1 picture of ASKARI...check
50 copies of I.O.U. STREET for sale...check
1 copy of HEADPHONE ADDICTION for the long flight...check
1 copy of Digable Planets BLOWOUT COMB just because...check
...paper, pen & prayers.....I think I'm all set
Stylus hold it down baby boy - Yo D let's go get 'em...

Patrick

DAMN! almost forgot the gloves...

(keep it here for daily updates as the POEMCEES take it out west)


blackpicasso -
8:15 PM
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7.25.2001
it has come to my attention that some of this so-called "Intelligent Discourse" is nearly indecipherable to the non-slangcious (those who do not easily understand slang)
therefore, where possible, we will provide handy translations & definitions
now- look up. not at the ceiling, fool; look up at the top of this weblog.
see that text which says:

1)Buy a jont on Amazon
2)Hear a new jont
3)Write us a jont

"jont" is derived from the word "joint"
"jont" rhymes with "don't"
"jonts" in this case are 1)cds, 2)mp3 files, and 3)messages
"jonts" could also be: women/men/aliens/teeth/snowmobiles/fish/larvae/hangnails/diamonds/international summits/clouds/condoms/parties/panties/joeblobs/lunnicingus/asthma inhalers/diodes/or... anything
"jonts" are user-specific; one person's "jonts" are another person's "thangs" or "blickas"
"jont" is the preferred word of one dj stylus, who prefers to communicate in both complex and fictional words; though he often sounds like
lou gosset jr. in 'enemy mine, his unique combi-lingo actually makes for some of the most concise conversations imaginable
example:
phone rings
dp: hello, darrell perry speaking
dj: flark. (man, i'm pissed)
dp: rhome.
dj: flark-out. (for real, i'm on the verge of a hostile breakdown)
dp: rough day at the job, huh?
dj: irkbox (the stress has left me extraordinarily aggravated. i shall remain this way until i am soothed by the purchase of vinyl records and fermented apple cider)
dp: i see. how are the sales of "headphone addiction" going?
dj: jonts jive-like spectral albatri, in an esophagal way (by jove, they are a plurality of ghostly albatrosses around my neck)
dp: hmmm. wish we had more gigs to sell 'em at
dj: feeaaah. baaah. (i have a gig this weekend, but i shall refrain from mentioning it to you- commoner)
dp: hey, i had an idea for a new song...
dj: uh, merk (so sorry old chap, but work is ramping up and i must end this conversation- do call later, old fellow)
dp: peace
"click"

so, don't be afraid people; let us know if you have no earthly freakin' idea what we're talking about,
or better yet, put us up on your local/latest slanguage
in other words,
WRITE US A JONT

easy,
dp

ps: big ups to t-slice for being the archetypical slang-ologist

naturalaw-dp - 5:52 PM
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7.24.2001
i read the onion for jokes.
good jokes that employ social & sociological commentary
but they also have the occasional editorial commentary
i found an article that deals with music
-particularly hip hop and how it doesn't fit on alternative rock radio stations
unless it fits on alternative rock radio stations
to read it, CLICKITY-CLICK RIGHT HERE PLEASE...

big ups to the mighty SOUL CONTROLLER MIXSHOW
they are the cats with the nice hip hop mixshow that takes you back to that feeling you had when you first fell in love with:

de la soul/a tribe called quest/rakim/KRS-1/souls of mischief/the pharcyde/common/the roots/leaders of the new school/black sheep/mc lyte/queen latifah/MONIE LOVE/too short/ice cube/ghetto boys/slick rick/big daddy kane/mos def/opus akoben/415/e-rule/ORGANIZED KONFUSION/jill scott/pete rock & cl smooth/jungle brothers/tony toni tone/special ed/outkast/craig mack/charlie hunter/chali tuna/fugees/BRAND NUBIAN/zhigge/funk daddy/goodie mob/etc./etc./etc./black moon/positive k/the alkoholiks/epmd/3Xdope/kwame (well, that recent poll showed that folks done lost the luv for the polka dots)/dj jazzy jeff and the fresh prince/run dmc/BOOGIEMONSTERS/meshell n'degeocello/salt & pepa/k9 posse/rodney o & joe cooley/atmosphere/3rd bass/the jaz & jay-z/gangstarr/wu tang clan/on&on&on&on&on&on...

support those who support making you feel good...
buh bye


naturalaw-dp - 7:02 PM
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greetings emmer effers,

the clock ticks and folks continue to keep it movin', as the inevitable but glacier-like lurch of the DC scene through the primordial sludge continues...

translation: slowly but surely, progress is being made by various groups who are based in the DC area

matter of fact, this just in:

"Hey just for y'alls information the song "My Library" off of the Defined Print "Rhymes Connect" 12 inch has been licensed and featured on ESPN2's X Games Trials, and a major compilation coming out of France this year- Big up to Wise D on the production! Depth Charge Studios Represent!!!!!!"

big ups to the group with the freshest initials ever...
big ups to all the strivers...
keep on keepin' on...
easy,
dp



naturalaw-dp -
10:55 AM
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7.23.2001
hello folks,

the committee on trifling quiz topics has finally managed to tag one of their trite endeavors onto a POEM-CEES bill for the advancement of inquisitive mindstates...
try not to be too repulsed by the subject matter
just answer the damn question and it'll go away
easy,
dp


naturalaw-dp -
1:34 PM
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7.17.2001
peoples,

may ya days be as beautiful and humidity-free as this most unusual dc july has been...
MUSICFEST 2001? check- big ups to bruce mcindoe, illbasix/illbasics crew, planet melvin & everybody else who testified...
recording sessions? hmmmm- must call dj d'salaam to reconfirm upcoming dates...
life? SHAMBLES- too much isht to mention...
shorties? aaahh, thank the essence for baixinhas...
injuries? the curse of the wizards/capitals/whiteskins has latched onto my crew...pray for our respective rehabs
overall "POEM-CEES Implementation of Master Plan" daily rating: 63.6/100
-looking for a large upswing as picasso ("i post on divinecipher, not my own site") prepares to publicly piledrive other poets participating in the pnational poetry pslam (pseattle, here we come...)

PROPER VENTILATION...
-today's topic is the dastardly notion of CP TIME, aka 'colored peoples time', aka 'creoles' patriarchal tendencies', aka carpal punany tenderness blah blah blah...
ya wanna know what it really is?
it's a vicious cycle, where 70% of the people coming assume that the show will start late
and the band doesn't wanna start with the room only 30% filled-
thus all the fake-me-out start time trickery ("show at 8:30", when we know it's not starting 'til 9, 9:15).
really, it's about as dumb as setting your clock 7 minutes ahead so you won't be late...
but you always factor in that extra 7 minutes of sleep.

however, this system is the way it's gotta be- cuz generally speaking we ain't working on precision timing patterns!!
this is not a meeting- its a vibe, and you can't force vibe...
SO IF YOU WANT TO BREAK THIS CHAIN- understand that when you see "doors open at 8:30, show at 9:30, thats just the standard deviation for vibe control, as applied by vibeologists for billions & billions of years...

the equation is: (doors open time+1hour)/(stated start time+30 minutes) +15 minutes=THE TIME YOU SHOULD ARRIVE!!!

use this handy algorithm to factor in industry-standard lateness and never be late, but beware;
you won't be walking in the place with cats announcing your arrival with "1, 2, 1-2-3-4..." and the show begins.
oh no, that would be everybody's wish
no, this will allow you to arrive, get situated, buy a drink, scope the crowd, sign the mailing list and kill about 15 more minutes deciding who is the apple of your eye for that evening...cuz that, my peoples, is THE CREATION OF "THE VIBE"

don't come in all tight and clenched up, looking at their imaginary wristwatch and gettin' in my face: "damn, y'all are always on cp time" (thankfully, most of us refrain from indulging our 'knock-yo-ass-out' tendencies-da nomad is da exception)
cuz that, my peoples, is THE DESTRUCTION OF "THE VIBE"

come. chill. enjoy. and always remember: 'doors at 8:00, show at 9:00'

easy,
dp


naturalaw-dp -
6:44 PM
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7.13.2001
'sup,
the check list is in full effect:
-
MUSICFEST 2001? check- this saturday, 12-9; 4:30=operation smashology
-directions to MUSICFEST 2001? check:

-Take CAPITAL BELTWAY/I-495 W towards SILVER SPRING.
-Take the MD-650 NORTH/NEW HAMPSHIRE AVE exit, exit number 28A,
towards WHITE OAK. 0.3
-Merge onto MD-650 N/NEW HAMPSHIRE AVE. 10.1
-Turn LEFT onto OLNEY SANDY SPRING RD/MD-108. 0.5

Caruso Stadium, Sherwood High School
300 Olney-Sandy Spring Road (MD-Route 108)
Sandy Spring, MD 20860

-live mp3 tidbit of HEADPHONE ADDICTION? check- clickmeClickMeCLICKME!
-perversions? cheeeeeeeeeeeeeycck.
-moya cd release show at state of the union? check- friday night, support the latest isht out the u street chamber
-weusi baraka's all natural juices & berries hair pomade? check.
-julie dexter bangin' out blues alley this past wednesday? check.
-aychell & aquaman got what you need? check.
-tired of this list yet? check.

easy,
dp


naturalaw-dp - 1:03 PM
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7.9.2001
It's the questions y'all, the questions....

In honor of Durl Purry's ever so wacky and informative quizzes that pop up when you load this site, I present a little multiple choice diversion of my own:

What Are You Most Amped About?

A. Poem-Cees at
MUSICFEST 2001

B. The launching of the 2002 National Psycebox Tour, featuring Poem-Cees, Greg Nice (serving as everyone's hype man), Buckshot from the "Who Got the Props" video (not BDI Thug Buckshot), and TV John

C. Poem-Cees landing a Fruity Booty endorsement deal. Commercials forthcoming...

D. D-Peezy making it to the 2001 Mr. Lightskind-ed National Beauty Pageant Finals. He's getting oiled-up for the swimsuit portion y'all.

E. A live mp3 of the Poem-Cees band from DJ Stylus' Headphone Addiction release party

Talk amongst yourselves...

-Stylus

Stylus - 11:13 AM
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7.3.2001
psssst- ya know about july 14th MUSICFEST 2001 right? outdoors, 12-9pm, with ya boys flexin' at 4:00ish. this is a show for everyone that wishes those fat outdoor festivals that they always have in europe were happening over here, in the Mid A (not to be confused with Kid A)-so let 'em know that there's a market for that sort of thang over here...get there early, enjoy.

rest in uhuru: john lee hooker, joe henderson, jack lemmon and all others, missed

big ups to bocephus cudjuppy for chippin' in with the good musings on art- verbatim, it goes:

-push the envelope. stay in the pocket.
-push the pocket. stay in the envelope.
-if it ain't broke, don't fix it. if you ain't fixin' it, it's gonna break.
-walk before you run.
-basic movements must be mastered. repetitions create muscle memory thus leading to reaction, rather than thought-action.
-sound fundamentals are the basis for exploration, whether extemporaneous or charted.
-people revel in the familiar and love to share in the common experience.
-we ingest and digest; digestion takes time, what with the filtering process (nutrients/waste).
-we're not always sure if that first taste was good or bad. some will taste a second time; others will never try that flavor again. we have favorites; some rarely deviate from things they find they like.
-some are afraid to try new things.
-prince tries new things.
-yet prince does medley shows.
-some don't like these medley shows. for different reasons. he didn't play enough old stuff- just hits. he didn't play all of my favorite songs. he is playing medleys like frank freakin' sinatra instead of experimental jams. some like these medley shows. cuz he played all the hits and they could sing along.
-people are different.
-new love is beautiful. old love is respected.
-old lovers miss that new love feeling. new lovers often find that they are merely in a state of euphoria, once the infatuation stage passes.
-overexposure deadens the senses. if jesus lived in brooklyn, or mecca, or vatican city, or some distant holy land, many would make pilgrimages to see him. familiarity breeds contempt. if jesus lived around the corner from you, occasionally he would bore you or leave you feeling vaguely unsatisfied.
-the grass is often greener on the other side of the fence.
-cliches become cliches cuz they're usually right. (many cliches could also be called 'truisms')
-underground should be changed to underexposed. cuz the term 'underground' has been bastadized by the fan who would rather stand on the neck of his 'favorite' group than see them reach aboveground status (cuz no longer does that group serve as evidence of the 'underground' fan's superior intellect and taste in choice of music).
-very few people decide what they like in a vacuum. many look towards the tastes of those they revere/respect/blindly follow/hate to see if it is acceptable to like the stimulai they are receiving. these are the people who make up an audience. they are you and me and everybody else.
-performers cannot ultimately be judged by their audience, unless they perform for their audience's approval- in which case they have already lost, because not everybody will approve.
-the standard is perfection for the agnostic, and god for the spiritual. neither is to be confused with mistake-free. cuz you can't push the envelope or stay in the pocket without making a few mistakes along the way...

comments? questions? post 'em in the guestbook

naturalaw-dp - 3:33 PM
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7.2.2001
wassup y'all- july 14th MUSICFEST 2001 soon come...outdoors, 10 bands, expected attendance of 2,000+!!?!?!! wild ampage abounds for this show, as well as:

-recording for the new project begins in 2 weeks!!!
-picasso is hard at work preparing for the national poetry slam in seattle, 7/31-8/5
-blah, blah, blah

look for new flicks and mp3s soon...

big ups to divinecipher for creating an easily accessible information loop for area cats
big ups to grfx- sorry we ain't make it by your spot in bk
big ups to brent & janine jones- congrats on the nuptials
big ups to mi baixinha
big ups to cyrus- y'all will thank him too...
big downs to the red paint on the floor at state of the union- it's killin' ERRYBODY's kicks...
big ups to abby dobson and michael bradley- may the GULC artistic surge keep on keepin' on
big ups to cassandra wilson...for obvious reasons
big ups to the boogie monsters for puttin' out a classic- where y'all at?
big ups to amel larrieux...
big ups to kamau and thema and family...hope all is well

everybody else? aaaah, what the ffffflark- big ups to you too

easy,
dp


naturalaw-dp - 3:50 PM
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